First year of engineering is the most scandalous and yet the most formative of the four years of graduation. In Bhubaneswar, it just goes to a whole new level. After this is not just the city of temples, but also of engineering colleges. Here are 10 things that every fuccha (fresher) in a Odia engineering campus can completely relate to.
That one word you should stick it literally to your tongue to get that very important photocopy done quickly or get your order delivered at a prior preference or get your work done in Bhubaneswar.
And statutory warning: You may use it so innumerable times that you will end up using it all the time while addressing anyone anywhere 😉
2. The Heat
Something spectacularly hotter than Angelina Jolie is the heat here. It literally drives you crazy and if you still keep an affair with it, you are screwed my friend. ‘She’ will play with your head and end you up in a bed (hospital one)
3. Counter Strike
“Fire in the hole”… “All clear”… “Smoke ‘em”. Well the mandatory three noises from almost all the hostel rooms in the University which makes it a hub of gaming and time killing in a productive way as we did like to call it 😉
Those eyes which seem so serene and those glances that you steal or catch out of nowhere. Those eye staring myths and ‘falling in love’ theory with your so-called crush in College. Everything seems so perfect and you feel like you have ‘dibs’ on that particular soul, but later on realize you belong to a herd of 30 other interested souls. (no puns intended)
You feel so electrifying when you see that special person and all your motor neurons decides to go on a strike and you act like a total fuck up. Everything is in slow motion and all your actions are amplified making you look like a pervert.
Sorry mate, but a ‘crush’ literally crushes you. 😛
5. Formals and disciplinary committees
Well formals are classy but it isn’t necessary everyone will rock this attire. Bow ties a no-no. Suits will kill you in this hot vessel and you’re gonna sweat like anything.
Well this is like the exact photocopy of a 1st year student in KIIT
6. Intro (so called ragging)
The so-called intro session is where a senior exhibits his/her seniority by asking for introduction from a fellow junior. The intro session may get over in a minute or go on for an hour depending how witty you can get.
Remember : Don’t be over witty. They catch it red-handed.
7. Buying a DSLR and becoming a professional photographer
Why? Like seriously why? Having a DSLR is cool but then buying a DSLR, opening a FB page and tagging yourself s a Professional Photographer is like… “ARRRRGGGHHHH..”
8. Mess Food
Well what you expected was a Batman movie but what you got was Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern 😉
9. When ‘Sleep’ forgets you!
Your whole time-table changes in hostel. You stay awake when you should rest your eyes and sleep when you shouldn’t. Like what the hell were you thinking?
10. When its cool to get out of the class and you come out as a martyr :
“Get out of the class”- and you be like – “Ok, no problem!”
What was embarrassing in college is now an awesome break.
This final pic to sum it all up.