CAUTION: BOYS HOSTEL AHEAD
We flutter our wings to fly high, escaping from the clutched
palms of our boring households…and where do we land? A Boys Hostel!
Our parents always hope we’d get organized, but the only thing we learn is chaos!
Here are a hostel’s contributions:
1.Night outs: Some people in the hostel study late into the night so that they
can go on a night out. Once the clock strikes 12, activities on the corridor
increases with people pooling in coins and notes. The night out consists of
a cup of tea, a biscuit, another tea and a cool drive. Actually the driving
part is uber cool. The empty streets just add to the charm of the lonely night.
Watch out for the PCR, though!
2.Maggi: The greatest positive thing a guy can learn in a hostel is to
feed his empty, hungry, poor self with ten bucks and a maggi. Any regular
hostel guy will vouch for the no. of times maggi has been a Life Saver.
3.Free porn: Yep! So many dealers and the best part everything is on a free
4.Politics: Every time a College festival comes up or even a simple Ganesh
Puja shows up the calendar; a little goon springs up,capable of money laundering,
double talking, and cheating. Catch them young and choke them to death
before they grow up to ruin our nation!
5.Cards: Yes, the no. of Yudhistirs is on the rise, who would put everyone’s
ass and everything on the line. His brothers aren’t safe, his girlfriend
aint safe, his father’s home back in the village aint safe, even the stray dog
under the village Banyan tree aint safe. Rummy, Blackjack, Poker, God
knows what else drives these people to play cards even when the
power goes off.
6.Language: The one your mom didn’t teach you. The one which can send
your teachers on a heart attack spree.The one which has the potential to
earn you a slap from your Dad, each time harder than the previous one.
You know it. We know it too.
7.Don’t get us started on the wardrobe section and space management in rooms.
8. Booze(Cigarette complementary) : Amateur guzzlers are produced in every floor at the frequency of every second room who have the potential of destroying a quart within an hour. The cigarette packet which was lying stray some time ago miraculously vanishes, while the culprit vomits his butt off and plays dead on the floor. 😀
Now, it’s not like a Hostel only teaches you the things mentioned above. It is
always like an extended family with lots of positives on its side. We are ignoring
them on purpose. 😛